Brangelina In Pakistan

Oh my God,

Angelina “home wrecker” Jolie and Brad “the unfaithful” Pitt are planning a trip to Pakistan to check on the victims of the earthquake disaster. Could anything be worse?

Ok, I am sure that these two are “good” people. Angelina is just being supportive, doing her duty as the U.N goodwill ambassador, trying to bring a new child in the family. Cambodia, Ethopia and now Pakistan, what a wonderfully diverse photo album that would make. But COME ON Angelina. The LAST thing these people need to see is you making a poor example of yourself by flaunting a man who you nabbed from an innocent woman.

And look at Brad, accompanying Angelina to a “third-world” country just to be a kiss-ass. I don’t understand why he never visited Pakistan, or any other disaster-struck country, ever before in his forty-three years of selfish existence. Maybe he was too busy buying beauty products, made using ingredients indigenous to third-world countries, or just cheating on his sweet and innocent wife.

Anyway, I hope these two have a good time being supportive, running around rubble, falling of rocks, asking questions, giving answers, handing out medication, and helping people “understand the difficult life of a refugee”. Word of caution: Don’t forget to pack your lifejackets. And more importantly, keep away from the Pathans. Losers!