F-in Pride!!

Gay Pride - time of the year, usually a weekend, when gay men (and dykes but they don’t count) signify utmost pride and joy in their sexual orientation.

More specifically, a weekend of festivities, where the DC gays come out in herds sporting their bare chests and chiseled biceps, showered by a sea of shallowness and vanity .

Or, if you’re me, a weekend of ugly fights with your boyfriend resulting in jealousy, anger, and ultimately blacking out at a stranger's party.

F-in Pride!!

Quote 1: "Get your trash out of our basement" - Josh asking me to get El out of his basement after he passed out due to excessive drinking at the barbecue

Quote 2: "He's just bad chicken; we hate bad chicken" - Josh still referring to El's obnoxious behavior at the barbecue

Quote 3: " You look ugly without your makeup" - Me showing my anger at El (but not remembering that I did the next day)

Quote 4: " Get out of my fucking appartment" - Something else that I said (according to El) but don't remember saying

Quote 5: "I love these 16 year olds and how they feel obligated to sleep with you after you buy them one beer" - Me talking about all the young one's at pride

Quote 6: "I know you're new to the city but you shouldn't drink so much" - Hot mysterious boy recalling my ways from the previous night