DIRGA?

Whenever I thought that two people would have sex in my bathroom, I always imagined that one of them would be me. However, things don't always turn out the way you expect them. And this is exactly what is happening right now. Two strangers are fucking in my bathroom at this very moment. And as I sit here writing this, I can hear the occasional "fuck me", "give it to me harder" and other sexual expressions wafting through the door. And even though it's 9pm, my "supposed to be beach-boy bf" is passed out on the bed after having drunk himself silly all day while I was at work.

WHAT THE FUCK!!!