Slacker Face

Kinda hung-over right now. New Employee School ROCKS! And so does having a nice ass hotel room to yourself where you can pass out when you are drunk after every night of the week. I LOVE CHICAGO. Totally wanna move here. People here are so friendly in comparison to those in that shithole where I live called WashinFuckingTon DC. Anyway, this place is cool.

I just woke up an hour late for my class. What an impudent display of irresponsibility. I’m in SO much shit. I hope they don’t hate me after today or make an example out of me. Jeez. And I was the only one late after last night’s debauchery. It was an Open Bar. I feasted on a surplus of wine until I lost memory. Until I woke up this morning with a ghastly thought churning in my head asking me if it was a weekend (safe) or was I late for class (FUCK). Unfortunately, it was the later. And then, encumbered by a terrible hangover, I washed my face and put on some dirty clothes to rush downstairs in less then five minutes.

Blah, I have to listen to this long and boring lecture about confidentiality right now. DUH! At least I have my laptop in front of me. But I think I’ll stop now cause I think that everyone can hear me as I type. Later.