Male Bonding Club for Fraternity, Military Men

OMG, I just read the funniest shit ever. I can't believe the dude who wrote this is serious. Maybe I should join, LOL.


Reply to: anon-45139283@craigslist.orgDate: 2004-10-10, 7:31PM EDT

Imagine a special, discreet club for masculine, cleancut All-American guys – A Few Good Men - who meet regularly for a group fun and camaraderie.

...a party where you can relax, maybe shoot some pool and watch some football on TV, then begin embracing a bro or two and reaching for the bulges in those Levis, boxers or white briefs, tonguing two guys at once .... lots of extended foreplay...bedding down a bro or two of your choice, soapin up all your bros in the shower.., ...and? The sky is the limit. The key is to enjoy the joys of male bonding and to connect with several other similar cleancut guys in ways you may have fantasized about but never dreamed could happen.

Imagine getting together with a group of studs once a month in a private home on a regular basis, reconnecting with your bros and over time developing a stronger bond similar to that of fraternity bros, only obviously having a unique erotic connection as well. Over time you will come to know each of your bros intimately, and they will each help you come to grips with your manhood and share their deepest desires with you as men. Fantasies you wish had happened in your fraternity house finally coming true...

To further the bond of brotherly friendship and camaraderie, the club will occasionally do some outings, such as dinners, a hike in the Shenandoah, an overnight camping trip, or hot tub fun. Rest assured that there will be plenty of playful fun with your bros.

This club exists now and is perfect for collegiates, soldiers, jocks, or preppy younger professionals who just want safe fun and brotherly friendship (with benefits) with a select group of masculine men. Gay, Str8, married, bi, just curious, or inexperienced fine. It's a way to chill from stress and to be completely discreet and safe, yet highly erotic.

What an exciting way to form a deep, common bond of intimate friendship with other guys and a chance to explore new heights and adventure in erotic play! If you can hack the thought of several studs giving you full attention at the same time, this is for you. The club grows by few new members each month.

A fraternity or military background is very helpful, but not required. A sense of humor is a must. There are no club dues, just cooperation on hosting. The parties will be BYOB, but otherwise drug-free.

Fine Print: No STDs, drugs, or cigs. If you are out in the bar scene every night, this club is not for you. If you only can meet daytimes, sorry. If you do escorting, bare backing, or enjoy the Crew Club, nope. No hazing or S/M accepted. Consensual fraternal paddling or rope up with another bro or two fine, but no one will be asked to do anything they don’t want to do. This is not a nudist club, though certainly you can strip down with your Bros. If you know what A&F means, yep. If you have a high and tight, extra bonus yep. If you've fantasied about fraternity house homerotic horseplay, this is for you. For more info., simply reply back... We'll be having a "Rush" social in November at a sports bar.