First day as a Con-slut-ant

Today was my first day at work. And, right now, at around seven thirty in the evening, I feel tired. Very tired, as a matter of fact. And sleepy, even though I had three cups of coffee earlier in the day. Well at least, if nothing else, I’ll be getting a plentiful supply of free caffeine, which is awesome because it makes me upbeat, attentive and sometimes even hyper. So, I’ll be needing lots of coffee to keep up the energy during the rest of my tiresome, monotones life.

I woke up at five this morning to go for a run (something that I plan on doing regularly), like the good boy that I am aspiring to become. And that good boy will also be avoiding unhealthy food, irresponsible drinking and casual sex. Anyway, it’s always fun to be running around the landmarks in the city especially early in the morning when a) you can see the sunrise b) avoid getting run over by asshole drivers. And it was really soothing to see the darkness changing into light and the waters of the Potomac transfiguring from a bluish charcoal to bluish orange. You should’ve been there, ‘twas nice.

Everyone at work seeks pretty friendly. At least so far. Maybe that’s cause it was my first day. But, overall, I think I like the culture of the firm. It’s pretty welcoming and laid back as opposed to being stuffy and pretentious. But, the best thing about today was the free laptop that I now own. Nice, eh? Now I can be more mobile; do all my writings and illegal downloading or pornography in public spaces with internet access, such as airports, cafes, bookstores etc.

I’m gonna read some and then go to bed. There is a stash of crap that my employer is expecting to read, but I’m not really interested boggling my mind with unimportant information right now. But I’m afraid that work is going to give me very little time to read other books and write this blog. I hope not though. But it’s definitely expected. And my quality of writing will suffer if I’m gonna be this tired everyday after work. So, yeah, we’ll see what the future holds.

OH, and did I mention that I am going to Chicago later this month for a week for training. I bet that will be exciting. Can’t wait to DO Chicago.