Lights, Camera, Foursome

I seriously feel that I’m part of a gay soap opera. There’s a new episode every weekend, episodes that are too embarrassing to remember but too funny to forget. And the latest episode, which spanned all weekend, culminated in me spooning with three other boys in one bed.

I'm too tired and hungover to write right now. But details will follow later.

Awards:

The Alcoholic Award: Jesse
The Bitter Person Award: Charles
The Caretaker Award: English-major Dave
The dont-know-my-limits Award: Young Nicholas
The Bitch Award: K (sadly that is me)

Quotes:

Jesse: You can unslut people
Charles: No you can't

Me: I think our waitress hates us because we are a bunch of slutty gays
Young Nicholas: Without you we'd only be a bunch of gays

And many others that I can't remember.